Saturday, 6 March 2010

Introduction malfunction

"Let's just be friends!"

"Why can't we ever just have a normal night out?!"

"Was it you, that time on the Snuggle Couch? That wasn't you? Hey, that's cool... I don't remember it either."

Those are my top three things to say the first time I meet someone. I also like to respond to, "Nice to meet you," with a straight-faced, "Cut the crap! I'm sick of your lies!"

TheSovietChairman (is really tired. Excuse my silliness.)


  1. I think that your tiredness has unfairly copped the blame in this situation.

  2. Agreed

    The Anonymous Poster Child